Also known as ‘Mummy’.
Age: classified.
Occupation: running the family 24/7. Annual leave: none.
Age; 42 plus VAT.
Height; about 6 feet (182cm).
Hair; brown with a hint of grey.
Eyes; brown/blue/grey. (no, not one of each!)
Born 28 February 1992 in Ealing, West London.
Brown hair and hazel eyes.
Now taller than his Mum.
About to go to Uni to study Physics.
Born 16 October 1995 in High Wycombe.
He has blond hair and blue eyes and a very cheeky smile. As usual with a second son, he has needed to be much more assertive to keep up with his elder brother.
Born 5 November 1999 in High Wycombe.
He has blond hair, blue eyes and Down's Syndrome, which means he’s even more special than a youngest child usually is.